The Cougar Comedian


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Date	Venue
10-16-2008 8	COMEDYZONE Prestonsburg KY, Charleston WV
11-07-2008 7:30	Mountain View Inn, Greensburg, PA
11-14-2008 8	Harrisburg PA
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The Cougar's Last Stand in Hotlanta

This is it for me folks. My final month as a faux Southerner. It's been hard trying to fit in down here in the deep South. I've now got my ph.D in Perspiration from Chattahootchie Technical College in Marietta GA. I double majored in peanut boiling and Nascar. I minored in learning how to vote against my own economic interests. In the last two years down here, I wrote my thesis on The History of the Nilla Wafer, because the banana pudding is the bomb down here. So are the handy rednecks. I will drop my panties for a Trace Adkins/Toby Keith mofo with a truck and tools. I will miss them terribly. How will I ho myself out to a redneck with a truck and tools in NJ? How will I survive? I also have become more like the Southerners because after living in a Jesusocracy for 2 years, I'm starting to find Jesus in everything like these people. They find Jesus in a Cheeto. I found Jesus in my mammogram xray. In my left breast and...he was winking. I am moving back to the Northeast because I miss things. Like literacy. I also miss not having BO. There's something about the constant sweating that makes you stank ass down here. I will leave the South missing the best of Southern culture, which is fantasizing about winning the Civil War, and ribs. That's a lot to contribute to American civilization. Also, the South also gave us the banjo. And genetic disorders.

THE ORIGINAL COUGAR...

Watch out America, the nation's first and only Cougar Comedian is on the prowl. A smokin' hot, fortysomething woman strutting through the new millennium to deliver a deliciously savage brand of social commentary every time she steps onstage—something she's done quite a bit since jumping off the corporate ladder five years ago and landing (on her feet of course) a career in comedy.

Impeccably groomed and ferociously funny, Tracy caught the eye of Chicago Tribune editors while prancing around the local comedy scene in 2006. After appearing in their cover story about women dating younger men, she was contacted by “Geraldo at Large” producers, who immediately booked her for a TV segment on the cougar phenomenon. Wildly popular with audiences, the episode aired multiple times on FOX and CBS affiliates nationwide, leading the Cougar Comedian to her biggest catch yet—a feature role in “Secret Lives of Women”, the critically acclaimed documentary series on the WE Network.

Now spearheading the Cougar revolution, Tracy performs at comedy venues, colleges, corporate functions, private parties and special events. A flexible performer and seasoned writer, the Cougar Comedian will customize a show to meet your specific needs—from PG rated to outrageously blue.

Tracy's empire currently includes the Cougar Comedy Tour, the Cougar Chronicles blog, the Cougar Tracks newsletter, Cooking with the Cougar and a slew of cougar—centric tee shirts, tank tops and accessories for sale online in the Cougar Store. You can also find the Cougar Comedian on MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and a variety of online comedy portals—or enroll for email updates and experience the Cougar Lifestyle in full.

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